Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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