Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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