i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
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Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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