He is an equal opportunity slut.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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