Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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