I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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