There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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