He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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