Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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