my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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