Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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