I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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