I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I think I sprained my soul last night
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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