Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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