What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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