We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
home. puking in laundry basket.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Randomize
