i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
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He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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