I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
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Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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