i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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