Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
