Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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