This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
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We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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