just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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