Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
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Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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