we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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