He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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