How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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