Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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