I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
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You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
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We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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