Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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