Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
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Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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