i don't like sucking hair
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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