Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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