Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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