is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
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In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
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YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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