It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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