Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
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I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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