seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
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i don't really know how much tequila is too much
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.