Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
one might say we're banned from that church
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
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found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
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halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.