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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?

  (847): View more from Illinois

  Beat you to it.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.

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• (510): View more from California

  one might say we're banned from that church

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.

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• (516): View more from New York

  And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.

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