did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
