It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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