just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
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just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
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I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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