I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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