last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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