It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
So many bounce houses so little time
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
