So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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