y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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