And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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