I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
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We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
How's work?
Spinning.
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
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why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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