I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I want a musical about memes.
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