bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
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You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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