Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
handjob tips. give me some.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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