I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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