I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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