Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Shame - the story of my life.
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